Female ejaculation

Okay, firstly, despite what you saw on Sex and The City ejacuation doesn't really ejaculate, it's like male ejaculate, it sorts of spurts and oozes, it certainly doesn't fire across the room – not in my experience anyway.

Unlike male ejaculate however it isn't thick and creamy. It's actually very thin liquid, like water. Because it resembles pee rather than spunk, many men and women mistake female ejaculate for urine and are horrified, embarrased and mortified. If they took the time to investigate they would find that it isn't yellow like urine and it doesn't smell of urine, therefore you can be certain that it isn't urine.

So why don't all females ejaculate? Good question. This is a weirdy. Ejaculate, whether male or female, comes out of the urethra, the same bit of the genitalis that urine comes from. So why is it that men still do and women stopped? Possibly the same reason as why women were told they couldn't have orgasms and we had penis envy. Oh perleeese, as if!

Now that the mantle of male oppression has been lifted and in actual fact guys, we can have orgasms and we can have sexual freedom thank you very much and look, gosh, the world hasn't stopped spinning, we have now realised that yes yes yes – female ejaculation does exist.

Interesting fact – because the sensation felt immediately prior to ejaculation is the same sensation as peeing women have somehow managed to have an orgasm with ejacualting, actually taking the ejaculate backwards, into the bladder where it has been found and identified. There you go, that's mulitasking for you.

Female ejaculate can be anthing from teaspoon full to a quart or half a litre. I myself have managed to soak a bed throught to the mattress, thankfully it was in a hotel – phew. After one enjoyable session of cunnilingus on a leather sofa, and the subsequent collapse ie can't move, can just about breathe, just wait until the top of my head comes back down, I had ejaculated so much that I had to unpeel myself from the sofa.

You know how guys complain that all a woman wants to do after sex is talk? Well guys, sorry to tell you this but it's because she didn't come. And whilst we're on the subject, if you have to ask, she didn't then either.

So, the point of this post? If you want panties with female ejaculate, you won't get discharge stuff in the gusset, you'll get a soaking wet pair of panties.

Next topic – G spot.

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