Puppies and panties

Puppies and panties just don't mix!

As you all know I have an adorable but naughty 8 month lurcher puppy and this puppy loves to chew. She'll chew anything, she'll pilfer panties, nick knickers, steal socks, swipe stockings, take off with tights and shred shoes. Pretty much anything that smells strongly of me. This is quite normal for puppies, when I was a teenager I had two dogs and often used to find my used knickers all over the back garden - most embarrasing when you fancy the boy next door I can tell you.

Now, most of my panty orders are for 2 days and of course I'm not going to not have a shower, and I'm certainly not going to shower in them so off them come and I fling them over the towel rail. After I've showered I dry off and back on go the panties - except this time they'd gone! I raced out of the bathroom to find a chewed up soggy mess of white cotton and an extremely guilty looking dog. My other dog was staring fixidly at the wall just so I knew it was nothing to do with him.

What a disaster! This was a 2 day order and this was day 2! Aaargh. I'd have to start all over again and the buyer will be let down.

I emailed and my buyer and explained hoping he wouldn't think this was the equivilant of 'my dog ate my homework'. Thankfuly he's had puppies before and he laughed and made some reference to men and dogs being comparable…which is true enough, except I bet men wish they could lick their own balls too

So panty orders now have their own shelf, very high up next to the shower and the dogs have a new supply of rawhide chews, and I'm wearing white cotton again.

All's well that end's well
Kisses

Anna