Want to know what the best porn on the TV is?
In my opinion? Marks and Spencers food adverts, also known as food porn, appeals to everyone who has ever had food sex. Chocolate drops, strawberries, whipped cream, champagne…this is why I am not a svelte size 10 
Now that is what I call porn: it attracts my attention, it releases chemicals in my brain, it is photographed superbly and what’s more it is realistic and makes me moan and groan with hot burning desire baby!
Yes, I went to M&S today. Two reasons, one to look around the jewellery sale and two, to get myself some of the best white wine I have ever tasted.This isn’t just any chardonnay, this Austrailian white chardonnay which is absolutely bloody gorgeous, really fruity and light. I tried to say that is a husky Dervla Kirwan voice but couldn’t (psst…she did the voiceovers for the M&S ads) but go on, try it, I highly recommend it.
Mwah xXx
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Anna, You rock babe… Keep up the good work
Cliff