I SAID, I ain’t STOOPID…you weren’t listenING!

SCREEEEEEEEEEEECH - that’s the biggest fan in the world. I’m getting it out of storage and setting it up over here.
Sniff please - smell that? It’s shit, the biggest pile of stinky brown shit you can possibly imagine.
I’m preparing to throw said shit at said fan. I’m wondering how the hell I’m going to [...]