A 5 min German class

I have just snorted ginger beer all over my keyboard and my nose feels like it used to belong to Kate Moss it is so sore.
This is the reason why:
German Driving Tranlastions
INDICATORS - Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken (or Die Onnenoffen Tickentocken)
SPEEDOMETER - Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE - Die Phlatte mit Bludyfukken
LEARNER - Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR - [...]