I have just snorted ginger beer all over my keyboard and my nose feels like it used to belong to Kate Moss it is so sore.
This is the reason why:
German Driving Tranlastions
INDICATORS – Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken (or Die Onnenoffen Tickentocken)
SPEEDOMETER – Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE – Die Phlatte mit Bludyfukken
LEARNER – Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR – Die Bagsromm fur Kinderinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER – Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden
FOOTBRAKE- Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER – Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEATBELT – Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS – Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING – Die Puttenfutdownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE – Der Wipen fur Arsen
TYRES – Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM – Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE – Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fukkenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT – Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT – Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT – Der Fukken neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST – Pedalpushen pilloken
REAR VIEW MIRROR – Der Yokhunter TooKlosen
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Like that very much LOL … WINDSCREEN WIPER – Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden … thats my favourite – I swear the bugs out here are made of glue, its so true LOL
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LOL i`d love to learn Germany now if this is anything to go by
Mein Gott! Himmeldonnerwetter! You make ze Inklish choke, no?
Even genuine German (though I love the language) can seem comic at times. I remember my and my sister’s mirth as kids when, during a very brief crossing into Germany on a family holiday, our car passed a sign reading “Krankenhaus” (hospital). Then, in the church calendar, Ascension Day is Christi Himmelfahrt. And Dutch can be even funnier: when you tell someone to make a telephone call, you say, “Belt U op”, which sounds like the opposite.
Better (or worse) still: more or less on the border between Germany and Austria, in the area where Hitler was born, there are villages called Fucking and Wind-Passing. Honest!
I have combined this with the little I know and I had my ‘crash course’ in German! ( still at odds over understanding it well enough to pass a test though )
