Lodger

Discovered I had a lodger the other day. I wouldn’t mind so much if he actually paid some rent, and maybe took the rubbish out, but all he is doing is hogging the bath!
He didn’t ask, he didn’t check if it was okay to move in…oh no…I was sat on the loo minding my own [...]

Fight like cat and dog

Ever heard that saying? Well it appears my cat-loving, sandal-wearing, social-working, mop-top CAT-owning neighbours haven’t.
On Monday morning Sadie the lurcher thought it was her birthday. I let them out into the back yard and there across the road was this cat. Did the cat make a dash for it? Did it scale the nearest wall [...]

Proposal

Guess what I was doing until 11pm last night? My blasted proposal. It always. always, always takes longer than I think it will and I never, ever, ever learn do I.  I honestly thought it would take me a further hour but then I remembered that despite it only being a 750 word plan I [...]

Bleurgh

I feel crap. Really crap. I’m poorly and I don’t do poorly very well at all. When I’m poorly I’m all pathetic and wimpy and sorry for myself…which isn’t usually me. My throat feels as though it is lined with hot barbed wire, my ears keep popping, my joints ache, my usually dulcet tones sound [...]

Goodbye Twig, hello…?

We popped down to the snake shop this afternoon to see if Twig had started eating…he hasn’t So that is 5 weeks without eating, which although isn’t life threatening, concerns me a great deal. If a snake is that sensitive it can’t eat regularly then I’m not sure I’m prepared to go through the [...]

Slap ma thigh and call me Miss Marple

There has been a mystery over on Panty Hog this week.
First of all my second most favouritest seller (Cindy, you’ll always be my first ) received the following email from susanacarrillocc@gmail.com:
“Interested in exchanging old clients email adresses? (previous clients
are most likely to buy) Lots of emails adresses around, can prove it to you. I [...]

Oh what a night

I am knackered. I am so tired all I want to do is curl up in a nice warm comfy bed. But I can’t. I have tea to make and it’s double Corrie tonight followed by America’s Top Model.
I went to bed last night, fairly early, and read my book for a bit, like any [...]