Feelin’ blue

Oh the joys of dog ownership.
Remember when I told you about Sadie having a flea? Well, someone kindly reminded me to try garlic tablets. Great idea! I much prefer natural remedies to pumping my dogs full of chemicals, so I tootled off to the petshop and bought some garlic tablets.
This afternoon I went to university, [...]

Modern Parlance

* SALAD DODGER.
An overweight person.
* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.
* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking rubbish.
* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
* ASSMOSIS.
The process by [...]

Wind

PARP!
Nooooo, not that sort
I’ve just got back from a walk with the dogs.  It’s a gorgeous day today, blue skies, white fluffy clouds and WIND. Loads of it. I didn’t realise before I set off though or I would have wrapped up a bit warmer.
We started off with a pleasant amble through the [...]

What it means to be British

I know I know, copying and pasting emails is a cheap post on a blog, but I do love this one
Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit [...]

Blast from the past

All that chat about Taboo versus Mirage on Cindy’s new blog has got me all reminiscent about my days of clubbing and drinking. Oh yes, these were the days when alcopops were a just a twinkle in the drinks companies’ eyes and alcoholic novelty was when my gin and tonic glowed blue under the UV [...]

Happy days

I have had a fabulous weekend and it’s only Saturday night
I can’t tell you much about my fabulous weekend cos most of it is private
but…
I can tell you about the  good news that I received though the post this morning. I’ve been wondering what to do with myself now that my [...]

Review of 2007

Oh yes, it can’t be avoided and it has to be done…especially for all you new readers and sellers out there. Plus it’s also a big ’show off’ because yes, my blog has been here for another year.
Firstly, let’s look at the stats.
111,024 views In My Panties
5,237 spammers
290 posts
1, 357 [...]

Dead fleas can’t jump

My dog has got a flea. Sadie was biting away at her rump so I investigated, yuk, a flea doing it’s best to scurry back into her coat. Fleas aren’t stupid. Suspecting that this flea wasn’t a lone flea I dragged my reluctant lurcher into the shower.

My shower is brilliant. It’s not over the bath [...]

Got a fetish?

Don’t deny it, course you have, that’s why you are here
If you have a fetish then you are a pervert - official…..
and…

Monday 21st January is National Fetish Day and all us perverts have got to wear purple.
“Perverts Wear Purple”
That’ll be interesting won’t it - seeing who else is wearing purple on Monday? [...]

Brain dead

Last exam has been and gone Yoooooo-hOOOOOOOOO
I am now officially brain dead. My cerebral matter is a quivering heap of white and grey cells that haven’t the energy to even…..well….anything….
Normal service to resume shortly….