My Guilty Pleasures

There’s a fab show on TV at the moment apparently entitled Guilty Pleasures. It is where current stars confess their love for songs from the past that others may consider naff.

Here’s one of my pleasures. I was overjoyed to find it on YouTube.

Mister, your eysh are full of heshitashion,
So makes me wonder if you know what you looking for
Maybe, I wanna keep my reputashion
I’m a shensashion
You try me once, you back for morrrrre.

Yes shir , I can boogie
But I need a certain song
I can boogie, boogie, boogie
All niiiiiiiight lonnnnngg

Yes shir , I can boogie
If you say you can’t go wrong
I can boogie, boogie, boogie
All niiiiiiiight lonnnnngg

Don’t you just love her Spanish accent?

Aren’t they just simply fabulous? :)

Yuk - part 3

I’ve just spoken to my mediator. Yes, I have a mediator. At this time…8.15pm, and there was me thinking all council employees finished work at 3pm.

I had to laugh though, this guy asked if I thought he could communicate with my neighbour. There’s me whose lived next door to her for the last 12 years and I understand about a quarter of what she says, with no idea of what her understanding of what I say. This guy has a right old stammer on him and he honestly thought he’d have a better chance of communicating with her. LOL.

So the plan is to get a translator and us two in the same room to discuss the situation. But first he’s going to send her a letter…in Italian.
I’ll keep you informed.

Yuk - part 2

The continuing saga…

To: Environmental Health

Issue: The neighbours.

The son next door has recently moved in to the back bedroom. He is a smoker and the fumes are coming through (under the floorboards?) to my office next door. The stench is unbearable.

This was never an issue before 27 Feb 08 as the husband wasn’t allowed to smoke in this room, he had to stand outside.

I have spoken to both the son and the mother. The son admitted to smoking and said he would smoke outside. He doesn’t, he continues to smoke and has since started to spray some obnoxious air freshener that also comes through into my office. The air freshener does not hide the stench of tobacco, just adds to the general stink. He doesn’t appear work and smokes all afternoon and evening.

The mother disputes that her son smokes at all! She has very bad health and refuses to believe her son would risk her health.

The mother refuses to come into my house to smell the fumes. The smell is so bad I honestly believed that someone had broken into my house just to have a fag!

I am unable to use air freshener as I have asthma, it goes without saying that I am a non-smoker.

I am unable to find a resolution to this predicament because the mother refuses to accept that her son is smoking. She is also Italian with very poor English.

I realise that I am in no position to say who does what in their house but I am entitled to sit in my own office in comfort and continue my studies without feeling nauseous.

I also think it is unreasonable for me to sit next to a wide open window in this weather because someone wants to smoke next door.

In light of the current legislation regarding smoking I think that if they want to continue smoking they have to take steps to ensure that the smoke is contained within their own property.

Due to their refusal to co-operate I have no option but to appeal to you to mediate.

Please help.

Kind regards

*sigh*

I’m sat here in the freezing cold trying to do voice analysis with the wind howling outside :(

I’ll let you know.

Yuk

Damn and blast it.

I hate smoking. I detest it. I hate the smell. It reeks. It gets into everything.

I came home this afternoon and my office stunk of cigarette smoke. It was so bad I honestly began to wonder if someone had broken in just to have a fag. I think I’ve sussed it now though. The old Italian guy next door is a heavy smoker and was instructed by Deaf Old Italian Neighbour to smoke on the doorstep. A while ago he became so ill he was hospitalised because she was too ill to look after him. I’m guessing he is back now and because he’s so infirm he’s allowed to smoke in his bedroom which is the other side of my office wall.

The bloody smoke is finding it’s way into my house and stinking my office out. It is seriously disgusting. As I’m asthmatic I can’t use airfreshener.

Bugger.

What the hell do I do?

Did the earth move for you last night Darling?

Apparently it did!

Earthquake!

I slept right through it.

What’s going on eh? Part of the deal about being English and having shite weather and only one week of summer a month is that we have no volcanoes, no tornados, no hurricanes, no droughts and no EARTHQUAKES!

Who can I complain too?

Speechless

There comes a time when you are witness the most bloody stupid WRONG thing ever. I mean seriously stupid. And sick.

There is a seller called Sparkletoes who is wearing and selling little girl’s Disney underwear.

What the HELL?

Disney? Childrens???

She says she enjoys feeling like a little girl again who has been bought new panties to go to school with.

The fact that a woman is prepared to pander to paedophiles is beyond belief. The underwear has been removed from the site and I hope to hell that the silly stupid little bitch is boycotted by all right-minded buyers and sellers alike.

There is not a place in the panty fetish community or business for an individual such as this.

But we do know that there is a market for children’s underwear amongst a certain subgroup and this brazen bitch is prepared to cash in on it.

Shame on you Sparkletoes.

Shame.

 

Edited to add the following correspondence between Cindy and the paedophile.

Hi Sparkletoes.. I am Cindy from Panty Paradise.

I know you are new to the industry but as you know this is an ADULT FETISH industry. I found your latest auction absolutely disgusting. What kind of message are you sending out to people advertising dirty “children’s sized” panties for sale.

I and other sellers were so horrified to see this, that I had to email you to tell you that this kind of selling tactic is very, very wrong and in all honesty, it’s sick. What kind of person are you to even think this is acceptable?

I have children myself - how do you think that makes me feel as a mother?? How do you think that makes some guys minds work? It is people like you that unknowingly PROMOTE the sick paedophiles out there whether you know it or not.

Please don’t offer such offensive items again - stick to saying Size Small, there is NO NEED to display or advertise you are selling children’s panties.

Disgusted,

Cindy

Sparkle Toes wrote:
I’m so glad there’s a mom out there who’s selling her dirty used underwear to other men. your kids should be proud. they’ve already removed them off the site.

Cindy’s Paradise wrote:
> > >> >> oh right answer . . Well done!

Sparkle Toes wrote:
Its been removed. Get over it and keep selling your shit and I’ll sell mine.

On 2/25/08, Cindy’s Paradise wrote:

u might sell shit but i certainly dont. Another seller had to take action to remove ur kiddy fiddler crap. Ur name is already mud and even more so now


> > Sparkle Toes wrote:
> > > You know, another seller was kind enough to email me like an adult and ask me if I could remove it. Which I had intended on doing after she
emailed me. I apologized to her in regards to the fact that I was at
> > > fault for placing the ad the way I did. And you an your fucking mommy
> > > panty brigade decided to posse up and do it yourself. So tell serena
> > > thanks and its been removed.
> > > And as your my name being mud, grow the fuck up. What do you think
> > > this is? You sell fucking dirty panties online? Your a sick fuck with
> > > kids. I’m glad I’m just paying my way through school and not
> > > supporting my future kids with money made by dirty underwear. Now
> > > leave me the fuck alone and quit emailing me.

What so she didn’t realise that she would appeal directly to paedophiles? Oh come on!!

> On 2/25/08, Cindy’s Paradise wrote:
> > hahaha . . Your the sick fuck hun. . I take it you dont read other girls blogs then. Ciao sweety . . Hope u can afford to buy urself a can of beans this week.
> >

On 2/26/08, Sparkle Toes wrote:
> Blogs blogs blogs?? About what? Your fun fulfilling world of panty sales. Ur kids are going to be fucked when they grow up if they ever find out their mom is a dirty scum bag who sells her panties online. You are so enjoying this rant between us. You must get off on this shit. I’m sooooo gonna cry about my fucking “mud” name being written about on blogs. Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh… I’m so sad that miss cindy the panty goddess wrote a bad blog about me. Nobody in the panty world wants to be my friend. I’m so fucking upset. I’m going to eat beans and cry. Aaaaaaahhhh… good night cindy, I know you’ll be thinking of me tonight..enjoying jaccking off to this email. I’m so sad I can’t be part of the cool crowd. Maybe one day I can be a cool mom selling my used roast beef vagina juice online..

This email address is being protected from spam bots, you need Javascript enabled to view it <!– document.write( ” ); //–> Isn’t she lovely?

—– Original Message —-
From: Sparkle Toes 
>edited out her email addy
To: Cindy’s Paradise cindy_mp4u@yahoo.co.uk
Sent: Tuesday, 26 February, 2008 9:41:56 AM
Subject: Re: Your latest Auction

Oh an another thing. I’m so excited about the fact that your sooooo into me. And the fact that you’re taking the time out to email me, blog about me.. And whatever else you may do in your sick fucked up world. I’m glad that you adore me enough to spend your precious
pantying selling time having these wonderful conversations with me. Oh cindy, you know you love me, admit it. By replying to my emails shows
that your fueling this relationship of ours. I’m glad… im so happy
that I am so popular amongst you and your panty posse. Thanks for
chatting about me, and thanks for blogging my name in reference to
under age garments. letting those people you call “sicko’s” email me
in regards to purchasing those said undies. You do realize that you
and your stupid crew are promoting me more than ever???
I told your
dumb ass to drop it already but you couldn’t leave it alone. Your
fault dip shit. Thanks for everything. I’ll forward these “sicko’s”
emails to you saying that dried up vagina is way better than a 21 yr
olds. Buy it from miss panty queen cindy. She’s the panty god.

I have emboldened that part myself, just to make the point that this sick bitch knew exactly what she was doing. She doesn’t even think that men who are interested in little girl’s underwear are sickos.

Says it all really doesn’t it?

Ugg rage

Yep, we all know that Uggs are the thing, and have been for years, and will be for many more years but I’m not talking about Uggs being popular as in ‘Uggs are all the rage y’know’. I’m taking about Rage. With an Ugg.

I’m currently doing a mind numblingly boring part of my dissertation.  Lots of copy and pasting of big numbers from various voice analysis reports to a spreadsheet is not fun (approx 5,000 big numbers). My wrist is suffering from RSI and my shoulders ache and tingle.

So last night, I thought I’d have a nice early night. Early for me is about 11.30pm as I’m often up ’til gone midnight. I’m lay in bed trying to sleep and all I can hear is a television blaring from next door. It’s so loud I can hear when the incidental music is playing, the cars are screeching and the muffled dialogue.  I’m usually a great sleeper so I tried to drift off. No such bloody luck, the noise continued relentlessly. So I banged on the wall. Now the problem is that the old lady next door is deaf. If she’s deaf enough to turn the TV up then she’s likely to be too deaf to hear my polite banging. Every so often I banged on the wall and slammed my bedroom door getting more and more irate. Oh hell, what if she’d fallen asleep!

Once it got to a quarter to 1′ o effing o clock though I was banging so hard my hands were hurting. Grrrr. So I picked up my Ugg and smacked it against the wall THUMP THUMP THUMP…THUMP THUMP THUMP…THUMP THUMP THUMP…until she turned the effing TV off!

I now feel a bit embarrassed as I’m going to have to say something to her when I next see her.

Problem is…she’s Italian…and her English is crap. Not only that she isn’t just Italian…she’s Sicilian…. and we all know what that means…and I’m pretty sure all her relatives aren’t called Don as in short for Donald either.
Gulp.

Hyperventilation!!!

I am turning cartwheels. I am so happy. I am very emotional.

GOOD NEWS

We have finally, finally, finally got the results from January’s exams.

Advanced Issues in Neuropsycholgy:

Report (on stammering) - 68%

Exam (that I was convinced I had failed) - 68.4%

and

Evolutionary Psychology:

Exam (that I was convinced I had failed miserably) - 70%!! A First

but

ta da da da dahhhh

Essay (that I took a HUGE risk with) - an eye-watering, whopping, running-around-the-street-naked…

…80%

I’m on track to just possibly get a First :D

Stink!!

Has anyone been over to mypantystore.com recently?

What a cesspit!

Bitching, backbiting, nastiness, accusations, slander, fraud, bullying, anger…and ignorance by the bucketload.

What a horrible horrible place.

Listen up Panty Trust girls

Bill has set up a forum in the Members area for us to discuss all issues to do with the running of Panty Trust. Now is the time to ask questions, exchange views, and respond to issues with all things regarding PT.

Current topics are:

Should we have a PT Board?

Should new members be voted in by existing members?

Sorry guys - existing PT members only. :)